Life Lesson # 97: It is best to say nothing when your verbal filter is full of shit. In other words, if you cant say something nice about someone, come sit next to me. Sometimes we want to just tell someone what we think about them or what they are doing. It is best to say nothing and avoiding jail or the hospital. (I would be going to jail)
Life Lesson #50: Tan fat looks better than white fat any day. I go tanning, it is what I do. My husband likes it, I like it, that is all that matters to me. If you want to do it, go ahead. Do it for yourself, you could get the spray on tan, make sure you shop around for that. I am not promoting it. This is just my opinion.
Life Lesson #37: The Karma bus stops here. Have you ever said to your kids, " You just wait until you have a teenager" My oldest son is going to find out the hard way. I am not saying my granddaughters are bad, (they are really good girls) but..... Now he will know what I went though, and my mother went through and so on and so forth. Karma plays a very big roll here. Ladies, sit back and laugh, for you knew this was going to happen. Karma is a bitch, and her name is (___________)<-------Insert name here.
Life Lesson # 6: Assume every man is an Asshole until they prove otherwise. This way you can never be disappointed. Your attitude should be that of a confident strong woman. My philosophy is simple, don't settle. You work hard, so should they. You know how to compromise, so should they. It is not a competition, rather a partnership. As far as the assumptions, it's always nice when they prove you wrong. I was very surprised when I met my husband. I have been happily married for 9 years now. We don't fight, we debate, hardly ever a real argument. Sometimes, you don't need to be a bitch.
Life Lesson # 98: Know when to be a Bitch. This one has a big gray area. Every now and then, someone will piss you off to no end. Most times, you can avoid ripping someones face off. Other times, well lets just say, if they push you that far...... This refers back to rule #97. Don't bitch at your husband just because he it there. If you are having a bad day, warn him. (if you warn him, sometimes you get nice things)There are those times when you need to be a bitch, my mother always said pick and choose your battles. Avoid the battles is what I say. Unless it is going to cause harm to your life or lifestyle, Let it ride.
Life Lesson # 3: Don't deny your craziness. If you are as nuts as me, embrace it, have fun with it, let your craziness show. At least this way, you will laugh once a day, or make someone else laugh. You don't always have to be in control, let it out and see how much your attitude changes. Make goofy faces at your kids, give your husband or boyfriend a wink and smile for no reason. Or you could do what my daughter does. Call up your mom and start singing some stupid song, that she wont get out of her head all day (thanks Sheryl) Everyone needs a good laugh.
I guess this is about being a bitch without all the bitchiness that goes with it. We all have our moments where it is just impossible to be polite all the time, the trick is bite your tongue and bide your time. Karma has a way of redeeming you for being the right kind of Bitch.
Life Lesson #50: Tan fat looks better than white fat any day. I go tanning, it is what I do. My husband likes it, I like it, that is all that matters to me. If you want to do it, go ahead. Do it for yourself, you could get the spray on tan, make sure you shop around for that. I am not promoting it. This is just my opinion.
Life Lesson #37: The Karma bus stops here. Have you ever said to your kids, " You just wait until you have a teenager" My oldest son is going to find out the hard way. I am not saying my granddaughters are bad, (they are really good girls) but..... Now he will know what I went though, and my mother went through and so on and so forth. Karma plays a very big roll here. Ladies, sit back and laugh, for you knew this was going to happen. Karma is a bitch, and her name is (___________)<-------Insert name here.
Life Lesson # 6: Assume every man is an Asshole until they prove otherwise. This way you can never be disappointed. Your attitude should be that of a confident strong woman. My philosophy is simple, don't settle. You work hard, so should they. You know how to compromise, so should they. It is not a competition, rather a partnership. As far as the assumptions, it's always nice when they prove you wrong. I was very surprised when I met my husband. I have been happily married for 9 years now. We don't fight, we debate, hardly ever a real argument. Sometimes, you don't need to be a bitch.
Life Lesson # 98: Know when to be a Bitch. This one has a big gray area. Every now and then, someone will piss you off to no end. Most times, you can avoid ripping someones face off. Other times, well lets just say, if they push you that far...... This refers back to rule #97. Don't bitch at your husband just because he it there. If you are having a bad day, warn him. (if you warn him, sometimes you get nice things)There are those times when you need to be a bitch, my mother always said pick and choose your battles. Avoid the battles is what I say. Unless it is going to cause harm to your life or lifestyle, Let it ride.
Life Lesson # 3: Don't deny your craziness. If you are as nuts as me, embrace it, have fun with it, let your craziness show. At least this way, you will laugh once a day, or make someone else laugh. You don't always have to be in control, let it out and see how much your attitude changes. Make goofy faces at your kids, give your husband or boyfriend a wink and smile for no reason. Or you could do what my daughter does. Call up your mom and start singing some stupid song, that she wont get out of her head all day (thanks Sheryl) Everyone needs a good laugh.
I guess this is about being a bitch without all the bitchiness that goes with it. We all have our moments where it is just impossible to be polite all the time, the trick is bite your tongue and bide your time. Karma has a way of redeeming you for being the right kind of Bitch.
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