Life lesson Number 1 for men: Women are inherently evil. Yes it is painful but true. We will do whatever it takes to get what we need or want. Now I am not saying that it is all bad, we do what we have to do. It does come across evil at times. Most women are also sadist, we will twist you, turn you, tie you into knots, chew you up and spit you out, and not think twice about it. That is just how we roll. On the other hand, would men have it any other way? I think not.
Life Lesson Number 2: Murphy's law is real. If it can go wrong, it will go wrong and most of us are powerless to stop it. The trick is, roll with it. If you cant stop it, control the damage, and lick your wounds.
Life Lesson Number 45: Shit happens, no matter where you go or what you do. Shit happens. It may not be happening to you, but someone else is having it happen right this very minute. Don't worry though, it will be your turn soon enough.
Life Lesson Number 61: Infants turn into monsters. It takes about 13 to 15 years, but it happens. Its called puberty. They get mean and nasty, you ask who are you and what have you done to my sweet child? You will never get an answer. There is a light at the end of the tunnel though. They grow up, grow out of it and move out. Then you turn your grandchildren into little monsters. That's the beauty of it. Revenge.
Life Lesson Number 17: No matter how hard they try, children always move back home at least once. It is like getting invaded by in-laws. You walk on egg shells for about the first week, then the gloves come off and you tell them you are really getting on my last nerve.(when its your kids, they did that years ago so your use to it) That is when you put your foot down and say politely, Get the hell out of my house.
I hope you enjoyed the life lessons. more to come in the future.
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